- Holy Stones
- Old Man Mountain
- Citadel
- Self Service
- Knock Knock
- Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
- Karts! Karts! Karts!
Before I recap our activities, I would like to take a moment to say a great big "Thank You!" to the fine folk who stepped up to leadership positions readily and quickly - you guys are awesome!
Onwards to the session, where we began with an internecine fight over who has the balls! SuperU's Aziz reigned supreme once more in Holy Stones! One of his militiamen dove into the bunker from the start, and though an Azoz-ite clambered in and sat himself down on the other side of an interior partition, Zeus saw Aziz's man first, and declared his eternal blessing on the Southern Warlord.
Then we moved to Audiox's new mission Old Man Mountain, aptly named in Tigershark's honor! Our glorious commander Raptoer sent Alpha Squad up the Eastern Ridge to assault the hilltop and Bravo Squad up the Western Ridge to provide covering fire! Ten minutes later, as members of Alpha entered Valhalla via 5.56mm holes, they found the entirety of Bravo Squad holding court in Limbo. "Welcome to Bravo Channel!" all the dead people said, "What took you so long?"
Draakon led our mechanized troops to glorious victory in Fer's classic Citadel - a close assault by Bravo from the east drew attention away from Alpha's surge from the south, with IFVs murderizing anyone who tried to stop our inexorable steamroller. In the end, over half the infantry had survived, and both IFVs still trundled along all non-exploded like.
This, of course, could not be allowed to pass. We cannot miss our death quotas, so we turned our guns on one another in Wolfenswan's Self Service, or as the title screen calls it, "INSERT MISSION TITLE HERE"! Our two warring sides set to work against one another, beginning with a titanic clash of the two Special Needs Charlie Squads. CSAT's derpitude was magnitudes greater than AAF's, and CSAT's Charlie set the tone by wiping out all of their AAF counterparts. The rest of OpFor followed suit, and the remnants of AAF's garrison were gearing themselves up for the final defense when a rogue trigger fired and everyone was greeted with the announcement of Glorious ENDING #3!
Comrade Bodge's roused us from our sleep to suddenly catapult us into a gauntlet of Zafirs and tracer-y death in his newly updated Knock Knock. Comrade Diver SuperU managed to make it to a boat, and was on his way back to pick up Comrades Fer, IceRaiser, Bryan, and Terminal Boy when he serpentined his boat right into a burst of MMG fire. The brave diver slumped over at the wheel, throwing the boat into a hard left turn. To this day, a rogue, blood-speckled speedboat performs eternal waterborne donuts in Pyrgos Harbor, a testament to how close we were to safety. The remaining survivors charged in grief, pistols blazing until the last rifle rounds silenced their wails of tragedy... forever.
At this point, it was determined by the host team that there was a disturbing paucity of drugs in this session. As a result, RAIDOLO! After a successful curbstomp by police (during which time they also eliminated corrupt elements from within the force), the drug-addled survivors climbed into their karts and performed a race demolition derby on the streets of Kavala!
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Another big ol' thank you to everyone who came along! Folk ARPS welcomes you with open arms, you brave farmer who barely knows which end of the gun should point towards the enemy! (it's that one, by the way) We hope you'll stay, we hope you'll write down your thoughts and feedback and share your compromising pictures and video in this thread so that the Politburo knows who gets gulag time tonight!
A special note to those amongst us who would like to command, but want a little more peace and quiet to plan than the party-mandated minutes of silence: We hosts will occasionally run our Folk ARPS Senior Leadership Program(me)! That's right, it's no longer the Senior Leadership Pogrom. Now we pay you to take leadership slots! In appreciation!
Have thoughts? Stories? Screenshots? Video? Centerfold pictures of Comrade Tigershark? Share them here in this thread! Have video you don't know what to do with? I've said a few (possibly helpful) words here! Want to be featured on the Folk ARPS YouTube channel? Look no further than Comrade SuperU!
I'm looking forward to what everyone has to say and show - from myself, be on the lookout for some beautiful YouTube moments coming to a channel near you!
~ Ferrard