[Sun] 3 Apr 2022 (Cut Down and Shelled)

How we died (in the future)
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[Sun] 3 Apr 2022 (Cut Down and Shelled)

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17 people came out to see the April showers (of lead).

First on our list was another desperate attempt to attack the ghost hotel on Altis. One day, one year, we'll learn that there just is no winning against it.

After our swift encounter with death, we took an unexpectedly short stroll in Panthers. Aside from a few dozen mortars landing directly on our AV, we entered a town and blew up a thing that instantly succeeded our mission. Not intentional, but any win is a win I guess.

After that, we tried to fight each other, but one team elected to get mowed down by machine guns and shotgunners in corners before the other team could really make their presence known.

The mission that followed was our first real success, though it was costly. In our attempt to recover a team stranded at a downed helicopter, we did lose two additional helicopters, but hey, we only lost two pilots across all 3 so we kind of came out ahead. We also managed to get the CTRG team and their precious data out, despite CSAT's best efforts.

Finally, we made a regular type assault against a regular type town defended by some regular type NATO infantry supported by a fucking tank and tank destroyer. What followed was a terrifying slaughter of both the enemy and ourselves, but we managed to come out on top.

Runlist:
  • The Gang Uses a Timeshare [Co-op]
  • Walking at a Downtown Crate [Co-op]
  • Ransom Payment [Adversarial*]
  • Little CSARs [Co-op]
  • Run of the Mill [Co-op]
  • Minecraft [Afterparty]
  • House Rules: C [Afterparty]
  • House Rules: D [Afterparty]
  • Rally: PanKav [Afterparty]
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